... but your heart transplant's been cancelled.
This just in...
Papworth hospital - one of your finest institutions, we understand, has admitted that not everyone survives a heart transplant.
Can this be true? Did nobody do any research? Why has it taken so long for them to notice? Were they so busy stuffing the new organs inside the prostrate bodies on the slab that no-one thought to check whether the patients had stiffed?
We've only been here a couple of weeks and already have to wade in and slap your pale chops with what we call COMMON SENSE. Where we come from, it is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY to ensure you log every episode of death from a surgical procedure.
Ignacious - am I exagerating here? I mean....come on...they can't be serious, can they?
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