Thursday 1 November 2007

Introducing...

We are not you. Don't try to analyse us, or use your primitive tools in a vain attempt to find out where we come from. We are here to analyse you. Submit yourself, and feel better for it. Guaranteed.

There's money riding on the outcome of this blog. Big money, but not in a currency you need worry about, or could even understand. Even if we gave you a cut, you wouldn't know what to do with it. Spend some, perhaps? Pointless.

We are your friends, but we are also strangers. Don't get too close.

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